Hours of sleep last night: 4
Hours in bed trying to sleep last night: 8
Reason for insomnia: sugary, chocolatey ice cream-like substance (Coconut Bliss), late at night, too much coffee, no physical activity
Hours in not terribly engaging online software training (as a student): four
Coffee consumed during four hours of not terribly engaging online software training: 32 ozs. of dark roast
Attention paid during four hours of not terribly engaging online software training: .01894%
Number of browser windows open during four hours of not terribly engaging online software training: 12
Number of photos taken: 51
Number of selfies taken (because I believe in my-Selfie): First, do pictures of one’s feet count as selfies? I suppose so. So, eleven.
Number of pictures posted to Instagram: two.
Number of Instagram likes: 51
Favorite word of the day: Babbit – A person who clings to narrow-minded, materialistic ideals of the middle class.
Use of favorite word of the day in a sentence: Although I do not understand babbits, I am trying to develop tolerance for their lifestyle, opinions, and limited belief system.
NetFlix review of last night’s movie: “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day” was wonderful. Amy Adams is awesome! Five + stars from me!
YouTube: Casey Neistat Vlog 160
Spotify: song on repeat all the way to Whole Foods (three miles) and back – “OctaHate” by Ryn Weaver.
Number of pages read: “A Blistered Kind of Love” by Angela and Duffy Ballard – two.
Number of times I said “fuck you” out loud: Six, and counting, mostly at the mess of shoeboxes in my closet and, as always, autocorrect, and once at Google, because I typed my password in incorrectly, and at my iPad, I don’t remember precisely why. It deserved it, I’m sure.
NetFlix Tonight: I got two DVDs in the mailbox. I still order DVDs, in addition to streaming, because the DVD selection is far more diverse. My method for filling my NetFlix DVD queue is to add movies to the queue as I watch previews. It has become apparent that I should be a little more sober when doing this, perhaps, in the future. My movies for tonight include “Hannah Takes the Stairs” and “The OH! In OHio”, which is a movie about sex, orgasm, and masturbation. Oh. I AM excited. I may skip dinner.